if anyone posts that a duck's quack doesn't echo i'm gonna be upset. YES I WATCH MYTHBUSTERS!!!
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OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.
by JH inok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .
if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.
7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.
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When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a JW.
by kwintestal ini'm thinking back to my childhood here, and remembering hanging out with my jw friends.
my buddies and i, when we were 9, 10 years old knew that we wouldn't stay jws.
we hated the restrictions that were put on us and hated being different.
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i felt superior and lucky in a weird way... i remember at a young age calculating the odds of being born into a religion that (at that time) had only 3 million members, compared to their being about 5 billion people in the world. i felt like i had won some kind of religious lottery. i was glad that i would make it through armageddon, when so many people would be killed. this being said, i still felt like an outcast and that i missed out on a lot. but to me it was worth it for the benefits i would receive. i still would not change anything about my life, but i'm glad i realised that it's not the truth when and how i did.
am i weird???
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GHOSTS, seen any lately?
by Blueblades inhaunted places, haunted houses, haunted people, have you had a true encounter with the world beyond?
i only read about it, i never experienced any of it.
anyone want to share their experiences, outside of halloween of course.
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satan doesnt appear to any of you guys anymore because he already has you where he wants you....
does sleep paralysis count???
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Dodgy JW field service
by greendawn inas jws out preaching did you ever find yourselves in a critical situation?
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once we missed coffee break
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Apostafest T Shirt Slogans.
by Englishman inthe first time that i met simon, he was wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word "apostate".
it was all spelt out in evil-type letters, in fact it looked suitably demonic.. when i encountered him at another 'fest, his t-shirt slogan simply read: "no!
i will not fix your computer!"..
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"i gave blood fragments to the american red torture stake!"
"please don't raise your glass to mine"
"i partook this year just to F with your numbers"
"you can get df'd just by reading this shirt"
"JW's- they put the FUN in fundamentalist dogma"
"what does JWism have in common with drums and tennis? it's a snare and racket!" (badly worded )
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Is bible actually saying that man has existed at least 40.000 years
by zagor inplease read following if you have a bible handy:
deuteronomy 7:9. .
1 chronicles 16:15. .
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only apostates would ask bad questions like that... are you guys apostates? is this an apostate site? does the society know what's going on here?
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What's Your Favorite JW Expressions?
by minimus ini like "theocratic strategy", "new light", "the slave", and "lovers of truth"......anything that you find amusing?
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"you're not born homosexual, it's a lifestyle that you choose"... and yet, in the same sentence, they'll admit that a lot of bethelite brothers have homosexual tendencies, but, kudos to them because they suppress their desires... why would you suppress something that is chosen?
is he/she good in the truth?
we're just gonna go out for an hour today
they're a really nice family... too bad they're worldly
that's your 7th beer!
why do you hate to please jehovah?
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What's Your Favorite JW Expressions?
by minimus ini like "theocratic strategy", "new light", "the slave", and "lovers of truth"......anything that you find amusing?
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do your research
i need to get my time
we're all gonna pioneer this month. you in?
they just said peace and security on TV!
please give us a PORTION of your holy spirit
tonite brother dinky was working on gestures...
did you comment?
did you place?
i dont think the society really says anything on that matter...
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Scientology & Tom Cruise
by rebel8 inthe stuff on the news is fascinating me, so i just had to start a thread about it.. yesterday i saw online at the guardian that tom cruise had hired some sort of cult bodyguard (tongue in cheek) to accompany his new girlfriend (katie holmes, an actress) around to continue her inculcation into scientology.
they are allegedly saying they're best friends now, though they met very recently.. i'm now reading the 6/17 issue of entertainment weekly magazine.
it says:he had a scientology massage tent on the set of his newest movie (his retort is he had a capuccino tent too)he compares psychiatry to nazis and claims jung (famous psychiatrist) was editor for nazi papers (a claim a jungian group denies)he says methadone was named after hitler (also refuted by the magazine)he slams brooke shields for using anti-depressants
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scientologist or not... i'd still hit it (tom cruise)... AND IM NOT EVEN GAY!
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Very weird dream. JW action figures? WTF?
by kwintestal ini woke up this morning just after having the oddest dream that i've ever had.
i dreamed that i created a jw action figure set and saw the commercial for it.. here is the commercial as i remember it:.
"new from hasno toys, jehovah's witness action figures with real door knocking action and sound!".
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come on... nobody remembers their dreams in such detail! i mean, you included direction of cinematography and dialog, not to mention locations and outfits of characters... kudos if you didnt make any of that up!
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